You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
