I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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