the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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