No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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