Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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