i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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