it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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