You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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