You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
