She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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