Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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