I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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