Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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