Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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