you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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