Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I am mentally ready for anal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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