Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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