like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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