Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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