Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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