break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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