Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
