Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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