we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Someone shattered a urinal.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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