Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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