well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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