Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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