i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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