How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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