he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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