using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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