your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
