guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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