omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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