I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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