windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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