i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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