so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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