where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She announced her abortion via fbk
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Bring me that man meat
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