i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
