At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I have post one night stand depression
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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