yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
my sisters under your porch take her home
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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