I wannas sexs uuuuu
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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