4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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