I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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