so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Acid is not a monday night drug
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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