So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
