If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
