Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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