how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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