one might say we're banned from that church
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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