you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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